thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

(via happiest)

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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(Source: skeletonspookies, via unescapable)

evilblogger:

online shopping

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(via ruinedchildhood)